Friday, November 7, 2008

What the Flying Fudge?

It happenens every year.

I don't know if this happenned before Neo arranged the truce but about this time something funny happens.I know the Matrix needed a reboot, which was the whole purpose of 'the one', but the glitches seems to get worse every year. It seems that every year Smith manages to get back into the matrix somehow and it takes the effort of every redpill in the system to beat him back (how the hell we're going to do it nexttime when the oracle's not here I've got no idea).

I love a lady in red!

The other is Christmas, I can even understand this. It's part of the illusion that keeps the bluepills where there are. Howeverm the system always seems to over compensate and before you know it, you're dealing with yeti's and other winter based mythical creatures which were left over from previous versions of the Matrix.

It's not easy being green.

But it's Haloween at the moment and you can't see you're hand in front of you're face. Making runs through the Matrix is nerve wracking at the best of time but now we've got leakage again. Instead of dealing with Goths and Crusties (Vampires and Wearwolves), we've got to deal with Zombies.

I don't know which version of the Matrix they have come from. It does make you wonder if there is some machine equivelent to 'cake' that the Architect was on when originally designed it.


Sorry Guys, you're not getting My BRAINS!!!

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